the heavenly bodies

arlene sent this to me at the height of her post-op boredom:

YOUR SUN SIGN & MOON SIGN COMBINED

The combination of your Sun sign and your Moon sign
indicates a nature that, while being somewhat discriminating, is very
sociable and magnetic. People respond to your likable personality with
few reservations. You have a good sense about want is modern and
progressive, and you're always eager to play an important role in any
kind of progress. But in fact, you are not an especially tolerant
person. Holding to the establishment more as a reactionary than a
liberal is more than likely your style. While you work well with the
public, there is a tendency within you to feel that everyone should
fend for themselves. You are not one to be particularly charitable to
those less fortunate than yourself. This factor notwithstanding, you
have innate social skills allowing you to make each person you meet
feel that they are uniquely important to you. You have a noble air
about you that is impressive and seems to signal that you have a good
deal of self-esteem. A certain aristocracy of breeding is denoted by
this position. This impresses those with whom you come in contact and
they respect you for this. You are quick to judge people and
situations, as your whole life seems to moves at a pretty rapid pace.
You are romantic and highly idealistic. This is a good placement for
material success and well-being, and for some degree of public
recognition.